IF YOUR HEART DIDN’T SHATTER INTO A MILLION FRAGMENTS WHEN THAT LAST LINE WAS SAID YOU ARE NOT HUMAN.
I watched this the other week and i started crying my eyes out.
See. It’s not fair. They took Goofy, who even in GOOF TROOP was still just overly silly and meant for splapstick, and they give Goofy real world fatherhood problems. And to this DAY I will still mist up for this scene.
hes like i fucking dare you
they distURB ME WHAT THE EVEN FUCK SHIT
“i am the glass”
- computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
- me: shh it's ok
imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too
too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.
She’s so positive.
“If you become a home wrecker…”
her: “You mean when?”
Forgot about the voguing white girls for a sec and LOOK AT THIS
OMG, this is everything.
pumped it on them motherfuckers
AND THEY FROM MOBILE ALABAMA
QUEER DIRTY SOUTH STAND UP
It was alright lol .
bad news apple
now im wondering why the hell i didnt make this joke
those aren’t even bees though they’re fucking wasps